At the dinner table...
Daddy and Mommy: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy...."
Daddy and Mommy: "...Spirit. Bless us oh Lord for..."
Cavin: "DO. NOT. PRAY. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO PRAY!!!"
Mommy: "Why not Cavin?"
Cavin: "Because I don't want you to!!"
Daddy: "Well then, it looks like you are going to need to go to Church then..."
Daddy: "...because you're not praying."
Cavin: "I don't WANNA go to Church. I WANNA pray!"
Daddy, Mommy, and Cavin: "In the name of the..."
In the morning as I'm walking out of my closet...
Cavin: "Mommy what are you wearing??"
Mommy: "What do you mean? I'm wearing my clothes for work."
Cavin: "No, WHAT is on your legs?"
Mommy: "They are called tights."
Cavin: "They are black. Your legs are black. I have a new mommy!!!!"
Mommy: "No you don't, I'm just wearing black tights and a skirt."
15 minutes later downstairs...
Cavin [Running between the kitchen and living room]: "I have a new mommy!!! I have a new mommy!!!!"